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MOTHERS DAY ! And one day before my birthday



I bought my mum a Vera Wang gift pack .. SEVENTY dollars. Alright price.. My sister bought her a portable DVD player. Lucky mummy.



Any who, my cousins, knowing that they won't see me on Monday took me out. We were suppose to go to eat 'Pancakes' but, like we always do, we never actually went. Instead of Pancakes, we ventured into the city at SEVENTHIRTY to eat someplace next to SUPERBOWL. yummy .. but dirty!? ($55- for three people)

We then spent ($33) on CAPS. Gay, I know, but I haven't done it in a while, so I guess it was fun. - Ill try and upload them somewhere, and the you'll see how ridiculous I look !

I messaged mum at 6 saying I'd be home before TEN. I got home at 10:45. She told me off. But she forgave me because it was my birthday of course. Did I mention how throughout the night I was extremely guilty because I didn't do my speech? Yeah, I had to make up some lame excuse and lie to my mum about 'not' having homeowrk. She believed me !

Went home, i read 28 pages of fmylife. Very entertaining and it kept me up until a few a.m in the morning. I survived though !
I had to say sorry to my mum !





My sexy BIRTHDAY today;

VERY VERY VERY awesome ! I owe you guys HEAPS?!



To tell you the truth, I was dreading to go to school today. Something to do with birthdays I swear. Any who, I seem to have forgotten my little plan in the morning and now I only remember the awesomest birthday party in quite a while ! (And yes you did beat MMC from a far far far distance)



I walk into school today and see NOONE ! How shocked I was. Imagine not having any of your friends to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you. Yeah, Isabelle, Jenny (who gave me a very cute card), Linda, Cindy and KIERANjot said Happy bday first at school, of course Mum was first to say it outside of school !

I thought none of you came. I was starting to feel a little bit lonely. I've got low self esteem if you haven't noticed yet ! So, I walked to Kristovkis and gave her my little white lie, made me feel SUPER bad, but who gives? So after speaking to her, I walked out of the staffroom and started to tell Cindy what 'excuse' I gave. I finished and then realised I told everyone IN FRONT of the english staffroom. (Age does make you stupid)

By then the bell rang and I 'attempted' to find my group, but I couldn't. So I walked into History; by the way, yesterday, Vanessa asked me if i had How I Met Your Mother Season 3. Odd. We spoke about that and then they asked if I like Micheal Jackson. WHo doesn't? More people found out about my birthday. ( I am a very simple girl, I don't like too many people knowing .. ) and and and , History was boring shit.

RECESS. I ran into Quyen and she gave me a sexy card with a stupid message and and a PIG !
I don't have SWINE flu. I was literally (li-ter-ra-ll-y) tackled by the group and they gave me MATERIAL GIRLS. I seriously was shocked, but then I went, 'OMG, this is so cute. Memory for life' and then they continued to show me the CUPCAKES. I love DELLLA ! I already thought that it was an AWESOME birthday !!

And then before going period two, Joanne asks 'where are you period 3', Mary, like always, gets curious and someone says 'They have to go office' so i forgot.

Drama was boring. I sat next to Melinda the whole period and she didn't know it was my brithday. I 'internally' laughed.

PDHPE- They found out it was my birthday and gave me a little concert .. that O'ridan couldn't hear. I made pretty stupid comments, but it was funny. And afterwards, I found Della and she 'needed to pee and buy stuff at the canteen and she needed to drag me with her'. Like always, Mary, being the most gulliable person in the world, believed her and went to pee. As we were walking back to the group. Della stops me.

"Close your eyes" .. 'Uh why?' .. "Because".. I WAS GETTING A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS. I didn't mention anything. I hear Mel and she says NO, cover her eyes with the scarf. I half died of dizziness and suffocation. And then Della, did what Della usually does.

"Oh , where is everyone" (By the way I heard them shouting at each other, but I let Della do her thing), " I can't find them" .. And then. TAHDAHHH, I see again .. and its a MAJOR BIG ASS PARTAYE THAT I DIDN'T SEE COMING. Was I shocked or what?!- also because VANESSA, Rebecca, GiGi and Louisa was there. SHOCKED FOR LIFE I TELL YOU (:

I never saw it coming. I didn't think I was that important, I guess you guys proved me wrong ha?
- I'll talk about presents tomorrow -

I was happppppppppy (:

My Godmother came and gave me a present, BLACK AND WHITE polka dott knee highs with a bath set. Love you Aunty.
and then my sister said - Im sorry, your present is not here yet, and i ask what is it and then she goes ITS YOUR DSi ! -

And then she brings me out to eat PANCAKES. and then my Daddy comes and he bought me a cake too ! And money and and and , 3 prettty cards.
I felt special !


Anywho.
Thankyou guys, very very MUCHIES. Love you (:

Labels: and Kristovkis and her gullableness., birthdays, DELLLA AND CUPCAKES, food, groupie and their GREAT planning skills, Monday, mothers day, Sunday, surprises

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. - If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. - If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. - If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. - If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her; so, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Right, so I'm sitting on my bed thinking.
Today was an alright day.
I got a haircut.
I am satisfied and very sleepy.
I haven't started my english speech and I am very worried I won't be able to do it in time for Monday.
I thank Della for making my blog look so prettttty (:
Love you.



Dear Mr. Mathemagician Dhandipani,
I know what goes around comes around, and I guess it really happened this time. I am sorry I wished that you could fly back to India, I swear I take it back.
Don't leave. You're awesome (coughcough). I have grown an attatchment to your stinky breath and impossibly hard to understand english so please don't make me suffer with Hairy Legs and Ballooon alone.

Love: Mary Duong Tran

I bought my mum a mother's day gift. Was 70 dollars.
Oh well. (:


Also, since my birthday is coming up.. anyone up for money donations? ..

I am purely joking by the way. I don;t need your money.


I need to fly away.
Bye bye (:

Labels: lazy. maths. sleepy. haircut.

Hate is a strong word, but I really really really don't like you, now that it's over, I don't even know what I liked about you.
- That is how I feel right now.

Today has got to be one of the most shittiest days of the term. Nothing seemed to keep me interested and very few things made me smile, actually, most things made me angry to the point of extreme.

Okay, lets go backwards. I get home. I see 2 little kids running around with their Aunty. The kids have some 'fetish' with tights because they have every colour and every pattern possible. WTF? Don't you know how to wear clothes? Well, I shouldn't be saying that because they are only 2 and 3? But still man. Tights are NOT in, only wear them occasionally, NOT EVERY EFFING DAY! I was so hungry when I got home. I was fed but the kids are so noisy. Can you NOT shutup until after I finish eating my food? By the way, Uninvited is SO stupid. I don't recommend it, exept for the girl. I think she's pretty alright looking.. It was disgusting. Not scary.

PE. What the hell, I am SUPER sorry that you don't have a life and like watching children suffer from DEHYDRATION ! Man, that was a painful run and cross country is over anyways and its not like I'm going to attend the stupid Atheletics! 'It's good for you', says the teacher. IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR FACE ! I wanted to scream back.
Stupid Girl (I will not put names) chucked a whole hissy fit because she got put into a team that didn't have her friend. She sat on the curb, crossed her hands and gave us a 'oh my god i hate this' face. Bloody hell, it's not first grade where you have to be with your friends?! GEEEEEZ. Get a life alright?
ALSO, after changing, a certain girl (I won't name, make her name K), chucks people a dirty because she couldn't get out of the change room. I'm so effing sorry that you can't talk and ask people to move out of the way 'please'. Butchface. ):<

History. What a boring class. Thank god the teacher put some common sense into the people in the middle about say 'bro'. Occasional is okay, but after every sentence you say is NOT okay. So many sheets, I haven't done most of them. So tired from History. I use to like it. I don't anymore. CAN THE ROOM GET ANY HOTTER AND STUFFIER ?!

- Am I too much of a bitch? Promise I will (try) not be like this in school. Only on this -

Maths. SO MANY THINGS. Not enough time. Balloon and Hairy Legs, main topic in maths. I even made a list about what i was going to write about.
First off. BALLOON. what the hell man. LOUD, ANNOYING and STUPID. Any other words I should put there? Randomly comes up to me, takes my sheet WITHOUT permission and chucks it to the person behind me who made no FUCKING attempt at it WHATSOEVER.
- If you know me well, my rule states that I will only allow you to copy if I see that you ahve at least attempted the shit before asking me -
And then balloon made this whole fuss about something or other. I swear her voice could have probably kill all the freken soliders at war. AHHHHHH ! I am VERY frustrated. Balloon does not now how to use words either. 'query and enquiry' . They are two TOTALLY different words. - Note to balloon- Do not use words if you do not kjnow how to use them. It is a disgrace - Not saying that I don't make mistakes, I just DONT shout it across the room at a teacher. This person can't shutup either.
Hairy Legs. Annoying pervert. I DONT KNOW THIS PERSON THAT WELL AND I HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE. Doesn't mean that I won't. Big ears. Ugly fringe. Ugly bag. Anything else to say?

Science. EPIC FAIL. (see to Vanessa's blog for images) In the end it was alright. Ms. Saunders scares me though. I have long nails, I haven't cut them yet Vanessa. Dont have time. . RIght, long nails + gooooey substance = NO NO NO NO NO ! Terrrrrible I tell you. Yucky stuff that took forever to take out. THE VOLCANOE WASN'T EVEN COOL.


Exams and NAPLAN is making me sick.
I am angry, annoyed and pissed off.

Do not get in my way

You look like ass you smell like shit, so why are you such a dick. You walk around like you're the tits, you always make me sick.

Labels: Balloon, Bitchy hissy fits, EPIC FAIL, Hairy Legs, Plain White T's - Hate, snotty bitches and a SHITTY life ., ugly faces

And truth be told I miss you, and truth be told I'm lying.

Since my birthday is coming up, I thought about something. Through experience, people say, 'I want to grow up faster so I can do this and that'. Why?
I understand someone when they say I want to go back in time to when I was still a kid.
Like come on, being a kid is cool.
You guys are too mature for your own good I think.

Really, I don't like to grow up. I like having birthday parties but I don't like being a year older.

Pros and Cons of being older.
You get to drink (I don't plan on drinking anytime soon)
Freedom (A little hard for me, I can't go anywhere regardless of age)
Respect (Pretty respected now. I don't think age matters in this area)

HSC (Who wants to do HSC? Not me)
Higher Expectations (Always taking the blame? I'm pretty happy the way my family is now)
FALLING IN LOVE ! (What is love? AHHHH )


Pros and Cons of being young.

Innocence (The less you know the better I believe)
Easy homework (I don't mind recieving homework on addition and subtraction)
Spoilt (I want it I get it. If only it were that simple

Stupidity (2+2=5)
Controlled (But everyone does everything for you. Room service anyone?)
What do you think? Rather be older or stay younger?


Stupid Indian Mathemagicians. I'm so SUPER sorry that you're good at maths and you don't have anything else to do. I'm sorry you don't have a life and I have one and I'm sorry that I'd rather spend my time eating than actually looking through a textbook! GRRRRRRRRR.

Labels: AGE, birthdays and Indian Math teachers.

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